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Parsing a deranged article…

Every phrase below is real, verbatim Wikipedia text — grammatically parsed, then grafted from somewhere it doesn't belong.
Splicer controls

Article mix

Pinned articles are always fetched first and grafted from; the mix is backfilled with random articles until there's enough variety for a good graft (up to 8 pins).

Graftable chunk types

Unchecked types are still parsed and shown, just never grafted into or pulled from.

Graft scoring

1.0×

Low favors grammatical plausibility; high favors the most ontologically insulting jump available.

Skeleton size

5

How many real sentences form the fake article. Takes effect on the next randomize.

60%
Fetching random articles from Wikipedia…